Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars
Elon Musk may be best known for his role as CEO of Tesla, but selling electric vehicles is hardly his only passion. He also loves fighting to end workers’ rights, …
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SpaceX’s Sexual Harassment Case Could End Worker Protections For All Of Us
Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, has a long history of being weird about reproduction. Perhaps it’s related to his long history of allegedly harassing and exposing himself to women, which …
Elon Musk Will Crash The International Space Station Into The Sea
Photo: Paolo Nespoli – ESA/NASA (Getty Images) The International Space Station is dying. Once an icon of space exploration, something I would stare up at the sky in hopes of …
Elon Musk’s Makes Ridiculous Claims About The Tesla Roadster
Tesla CEO Elon Musk is back at it, flapping his gums about a new Tesla Roadster he first mentioned (and began collecting deposits for) seven years ago. Well it’s back, …
Tesla Investors Voted For Elon Musk’s $45 Billion Pay Package, But He Won’t Get It Yet
It seems like 1,000 years since Tesla began the drive to return Elon Musk’s $56 billion — sorry, $45 billion now that shares have dropped — payday, after it was …
Donald Trump Tells Elon Musk He’s A ‘Huge Fan’ Of The Cybertruck, Because Of Course He Is
Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s once frosty relationship seems to have almost completely thawed at this point as the former (and possibly future) president apparently told the Tesla CEO about …
Elon Musk Has Been A Creep Toward Women For Years
Has anyone else ever noticed Elon Musk is a little weird about women – especially ones he has hired? A few of the best examples of this are a former …
SpaceX Employees Are Getting Hurt In Alarming Numbers
SpaceX employees are sustaining an outrageous amount of injuries, once again exceeding the industry average in 2023, according to safety data reported to U.S. regulators by the aerospace company helmed …
Tesla Investors Pissed At Elon Musk For Being A ‘Part Time’ CEO
Tesla investors are getting tired of Elon Musk’s antics (just like would-be buyers), and they are not a fan of another record payday for the CEO if he continues to …
Debris From SpaceX’s Blown-Up Starship Are Hot Ticket Items On eBay
Elon Musk’s private space company SpaceX lost both launch vehicles in Starship’s first two test flights. Now, debris from those explosions is now fetching four-figure sums online, and SpaceX has taken …